that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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