watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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