Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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