She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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