Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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