she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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