You're completely useless in the revolution.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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