My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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