i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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