i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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