I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Your cock deserves a montage
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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