quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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