4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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