ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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