WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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