the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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