I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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