Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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