So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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