So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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