Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
