that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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