I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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