On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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