Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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