I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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