if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
handjob tips. give me some.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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