I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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