In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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