I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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