I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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