He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
how does that bad decision feel?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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