I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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