I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I currently don't understand fingers.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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