Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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