My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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