Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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