that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
This house was built for laser tag.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It's official drugs can't kill me
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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