I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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