Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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