Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I AM VODKA MAN
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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