No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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