She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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