why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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