sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
