But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
