he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
not ubering you a puppy
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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