yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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