like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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