guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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