drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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