Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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