I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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