Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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