Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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