Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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