i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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